Tomorrow Is The Day
I will wake up early and get in one last workout before I get beautified to work the pole tomorrow. Wish me luck (but not to break a leg).
What do I need besides my clothes, shoes, and my semi-hot body?
- alcohol swabs (to wipe the funk off the pole)
- baby wipes (to freshen the lady parts between dances)
- makeup (touchups)
- money purse
- cover up outfit (for when I’m waiting backstage during breaks–don’t want to get cold and then get stubbly legs)
- nail file (you never know)
- toothbrush, toothpaste and mouthwash (no funkiness allowed)
- deodorant
- grip soles for my shoes (must stop and get these on the way)
I’m going to practice a little floor work right now. My husband is home, so I’ll just pretend I’m doing yoga and stretching. Maybe it will lead to sex. Again.
P.S. The children are asleep.
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